Epic deaths

how bout satan and god in an epic ping pong match and they use you as the ball

That would be awesome
Would they trash talk while they played?

of course u cant have a god battle without trash talk
god would keep callin satan gabrile
and satan will start to cry

How about the CD-i King attack with his dinner?

I don't know who the CD-i king is

How about beaing eaten by Grape Ape.

how bout getting eaten by crazy hungry hippos

How about getting eaten by a posh person. you dont need to be eaten to be privalaged

HA HA awesome
how bout have a bomb inside you that needs a word to blow up
and the word is HI

3 words:

Giant Hamster Attack!!!

how would a giant hamster attack go down? would he put you in his cheek pouches and let you dissolve? would he gnaw you into a small swan figurine? or would he just smash you to bits with his hamstery fists?

All of the above!

im trying to imagine that and its not pretty. a hamster chewing a dissolving thing while punching itself in the face. how would you create the giant hamster? gamma rays?

Beep, Beep.

We could use a bigger ray machine gun thing?

you cant create them, they alread exist!

tell me of this place! ahem, i need to know for.....research

Research? Like your year 9 public speech?

exactly what i was thinking xD you can find them in peru

death by blueberrys in your pocket anmd gorillas start to fight over you by ripping you arms out of your sockets

peru it is i will recruit them and use them to enforce my glorious regime!

No Sullen you can't do this to us!!! D=

i wonder what it would be like to be killed by a massive black widow spider have my organs turned to mush

lol that reminds me of the film eight legged freaks

hmm, how about being killed by sullens regime?

OMG
thats where i got it from that film is AWESOME
how bout getting sucked into a video game and gettin game over

I.Never.Get.Game.Over.
Never

Therefore I would never die from that.

Here's one:
Mario mistaking you for a goomba and... well the rest writes itself.